Should I put that I have basic carpentry, masonry, and plumbing skills on my resume if I'm looking for a job?

looking for an office job or a government job, i used to do trades, but now that i have a degree i want to move on, but does that look good or make it look like i have some professional experience?
I do not have much experience by the way, other than…

What exactly is the connection between the Illuminati, Masonry and Satan?

Enlighten me please.